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Notes from the production line

The Vagabond channel

I’ve taken the plunge and started a YouTube channel. It’s very much in the experimental stage at the moment, but the intention is to explore Britain’s places, history, and literature, and the intersections between them. The first two videos, about Lydford in Devon and Trebetherick in Cornwall, are published and you can watch them here.

Notes on places

A neolithic bucket list item

Lock themselves into snapshots on the steps
of monolithic bronze as if suspecting
the subtle mourning of the photograph
might later conjure in the memory
all they are now incapable of feeling.

‘The Permanent Tourists’ - PK Page

On his way back from the 2014 NATO summit at Newport in Wales, Barack Obama made a surprise visit to Stonehenge. The president was helicoptered in to Boscombe Down airbase and then motorcaded to the site, where he was given a guided tour by an English Heritage curator. I’d like to think that he was in flight when he glimpsed the stones on Salisbury Plain and exclaimed, ‘Is that Stonehenge? I’ve always wanted to see Stonehenge. Let’s stop off for a while.’ But I doubt the visit was that spontaneous: the leader of the free world is a prisoner of his office.

So what did Obama, that most articulate and eloquent of politicians, make of it? According to the report on the BBC website, ‘Mr Obama described seeing the monument as 'cool' and said it was something he could tick off his 'bucket list'. I have no wish to sneer. I think that’s about as profound as most of us get when we visit this pile of stones. We want to see it for ourselves, but as much as we’d like to tap into the deep well of mysterious ancient Britain and experience some kind of imaginative time travel, once we’ve looked for a few minutes and taken our photographs (increasingly with self in frame) what else is there to do?

Of course, you can try to filter out the crowds — the bored kids, the selfie-stick couples, the fractious families, the weary Americans and Asians on their once-in-a-lifetime trips to England — and you can fix the image of trilithons and stone circles in your mind, you can close your eyes, and you can imagine... What exactly? Popular history books, cinema, and television shape the way we experience, say, Hampton Court or the Tower of London. But there is no similar stock of common themes, images, and motifs associated with prehistoric sites. Which is why these visits often flounder in inarticulacy and end in disappointment. And also a reason Stonehenge has been such a perfect backdrop for the projection of antiquarian and science fiction fantasies. (Not long ago I watched a daft film called Stonehenge Apocalypse. I knew it would be rubbish, and it was, but who could resist a title like that? I couldn’t.)

Stonehenge visitor centre

‘Stonehenge,’ says the English Heritage Guidebook, ‘was built as a temple - a place of ceremony, of burial and of celebration’. Yes, those ceremonies, burials and celebrations — what were they actually like? Archaeologists and historians of the present day try to understand monuments like Stonehenge as part of a topography and talk of ‘sacred’ or ‘ritual’ landscapes. In his book Britain BC, Francis Pryor situates Stonehenge within a ritual landscape that is eight kilometres square, with the River Avon on its eastern side. The discovery of Early Mesolithic posts indicates that this was a sacred place four thousand years and more before the construction of the emblematic trilithons and stone circles.

In a gripping exercise in (pre) historical reconstruction, Pryor imagines what might have happened when Neolithic people gathered at one of these ritual landscapes, based on his excavations at Etton in Cambridgeshire. He argues that ‘what went on within their boundaries was to formalise, if not actually create, a pattern of behaviour that would flourish in Britain and Ireland for at least three thousand years’. The complete passage is too long to reproduce here, but this excerpt shows how detailed Pryor’s picture is:

At first light on the fourth day the families reassemble around the great circle of ditches. The women arrange themselves on the banks inside the circle, and the men on those outside. The children have been removed to a new campsite, hidden from the enclosure by a stream and a wood. The oldest and most senior family members stand on the flat ground at either end of the family’s ditch segment. At the centre of the enclosure a group of drummers are growing tired. Ever since the marking-out three days previously they have been beating out a slow, pulsating rhythm to keep the evil spirits away. The Mist of Souls has been a special place for as long as the oldest memories run. It is where the dead have been laid to be taken by the floodwaters in winter. It is a place close to the next world, the realm of the ancestors. There are quicksands that have taken the lives of many unwary hunters. It is a place of peace, but a place of pain, evil and danger too.

Yes, this is speculation, but it is informed speculation, based on a deep knowledge of prehistoric Britain and years of excavating Neolithic sites. It might be too conjectural for an English Heritage guidebook, but such imaginative reconstruction helps the visitor look at Stonehenge, Avebury, and the rest as sites of meaning and ritual rather than as blocks of stone decorating the landscape.

Flash fiction

An encounter with von Hogflume

The darkness crumbles away.
It is the same old druid Time as ever…

‘Break of Day in the Trenches’ - Isaac Rosenberg

I was present when the blue plaque for Jacob von Hogflume was unveiled in Golden Square in 2012. Its removal and subsequent reappearance in the window of 18 Newman Street is a story that can be told another time (see, I could not write two sentences without mentioning that mistress, Time, in each of them). It was a bright winter afternoon when half a dozen of us gathered for the commemoration.

Von Hogflume, to the great disappointment of everyone, had not confirmed that he would be there, or indeed that he even knew the ceremony was occurring. It was only when we were dispersing that I noticed a tall, pale man, clean-shaven with a deeply lined face and what I can only describe as a shock of bleached blonde hair, slyly watching our group from an adjacent side of the square. I noted a combination of furtiveness and superiority in his expression as he pretended not to notice us. As soon as he realized I had registered him, he hurried off down a side street.

My curiosity was piqued. I made some hasty farewells and followed him along Brewer Street, where he slipped into the Crown public house. I caught up with him at the bar, introduced myself, insisting on buying him a drink. When I expressed my pleasure at meeting a friend of von Hogflume’s, he frowned but said nothing in reply. It was obvious he would not introduce unless I did so first. I told him I was working on a PhD on speculative fiction’s influence on the science of time travel, that von Hogflume’s researches were central to it, and that I had been trying, without success, to contact him by leaving notes in places I thought he might visit in the future — and the past.

I also mentioned that my perusal of von Hogflume’s papers had led me to believe he was regularly updating and removing items in the archive, so that it was impossible for me to gain a full understanding of his work. I was grappling with a continual work-in-progress. This was both exhilarating and frustrating. I wondered aloud whether von Hogflume was actually playing a game with me.

The stranger smiled for the first time as I uttered this last remark. His change of expression, combined with an alteration in the light and shadow on his face, made me pause. The only known portrait of von Hogflume shows a young man with carefully combed brown hair and a trimmed beard. And yet…

‘It’s you’, I whispered.

He nodded and said, ‘Yes, it’s me. I am von Hogflume.’

We sat at a table by the window, and he talked freely. I give his words below as I remember them, which is not, perhaps, as he uttered them. But I am confident in my memory, and on this occasion I was rapt.

‘HG Wells, JW Dunne, Max Beerbohm, Olaf Stapledon, all those imaginative writers about time, I knew them all. Or rather, I know them all. And Anuja Joshi, I know — will know — her too. Though at this point in spacetime, I have yet to meet her. She is not even born. As you can hear, I struggle with verb tenses. I feel as if I am living in an eternal present in many ways, and yet the concepts of past and future still mean something to me. One of these days — though what use do I have for days now — one of these times, I will engineer an encounter with Wittgenstein in Cambridge, and ask him what he meant when he said that the limits of one’s language mean the limits of one’s world. Did he think, for example, that until we found the words for it, time travel was not even theoretically possible? Do we, in other words, discover the laws of physics, or do we actually invent them?

‘Of course I have dabbled in events. One would have to have either superhuman restraint or angelic virtue not to — and I possess neither. In fact, I was responsible for — but no, I can’t tell you about that. Cause and effect have yet to unfold, and if you knew, you might try to intervene. But let me give you another example. I tried to stop Isaac Rosenberg boarding a troopship at Southampton in June 1916. I love Rosenberg’s poems and paintings — I will always love them, even when I travel back to a time when Rosenberg had yet to exist. I wanted to save him for humanity, to see him live a long, productive life. I actually took him by the arm and pleaded with him not to get on the ship, not to go to the trenches, to desert his comrades.

‘He thought I was crazy, a shabby-suited Cassandra, and the military police arrested me. That was a close shave, I can tell you. Locked up in an army prison, with no identification: how the hell was I to get out? I had to feign madness and eventually they transferred me to a sanatorium in the New Forest. I absconded and got back to London, but I might have been locked up for life and died there. I learned my lesson. And besides, if I had stopped Rosenberg, I would have erased his war poems. Could I have lived with that? He might, after all, have fallen under a tram on Piccadilly Circus in 1917. Or he might have lived until he was seventy and never have written anything half so good.

‘I digress. You want to know how I solved the problem of time travel. Well, a large and reliable energy source is fundamental. In my early days of experimentation, the power came from a coal-fired steam engine. It produced enough energy to take me a decade in either direction. But hopping backwards and forwards ten years at a time did not satisfy my Promethean ambition. It was time-consuming and exhausting. You think jet travel is draining? You know nothing. I had to find a way to enable greater leaps, fifty, sixty, a hundred years at a time. It was my great good fortune to follow the early research into atomic power. I determined that a small-scale nuclear reactor would suit my purposes. Where could I get such a thing in the middle of London?

‘You will know that the Fifties was the heroic age of nuclear energy. Lots of government money sloshing around academia, light regulation, the thrill of the frontier. I befriended a scientist at Imperial College. Several of them were building their own small reactors in labs and basements. Some of these machines are still there and will be there for years to come. They’re primitive things and nobody knows how to shut them down. Someone will figure it out in the future, they kept and keep saying, let’s leave it to them. Ha, ha, well, I know how that one turned out. Not well, my friend, not well at all.

‘Of course I could intervene. I could sabotage the devices in the early stages so that they are never completed. But that would place limits on my work, my time travel — and heaven knows what other consequences might ensue. Heaven knows — do people still use that expression? But no, no more attempts at changing history by me. I learnt my lesson with Rosenberg — and with that other matter. I pursue my own research and damn the rest of it. Another drink?’

[The blue plaque for Jacob von Hogflume was created by Dave Askwith and Alex Normanton, and was on display in the window of 18 Newman Street, London W1. It may be still be there, but I haven’t walked down that street for some time.]

From the photo album

The Inimitable’s writing desk, Charles Dickens Museum, London

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